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aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

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susans-art-blog:

Sketch book dump part 1

part 2

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

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nudityandnerdery:

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greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

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gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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psiichotic:

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

psiichotic:

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

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nosdrinker:

honeyipwnedthekids:

nosdrinker:

someone reblog the Skrillex bee attack gif

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WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

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coinincident:

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

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davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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